My desk is covered in plastic cups. Part of the new regime starting today is to drink more water. More than I usually do. Which was none. Does anyone know how much water is in one of these plastic vending machine cups? I reckon I'll need to get through about 50 before I hit a litre.......
So, the new regime.... stick to a daily calorie and fat limit and wolf down those new tablets that you can get without prescription that make you dare not laugh too much in case you involuntarily shit yourself and have to stagger round the office with a load of golden syrup in your knickers. Nice. Anyway, I thought I might give it a go, I've tried and failed everything else.
Besides, a little accident might liven it up a bit in here, the office of the living dead. Or admin and accounts if you want to be more specific......
So, the new regime.... stick to a daily calorie and fat limit and wolf down those new tablets that you can get without prescription that make you dare not laugh too much in case you involuntarily shit yourself and have to stagger round the office with a load of golden syrup in your knickers. Nice. Anyway, I thought I might give it a go, I've tried and failed everything else.
Besides, a little accident might liven it up a bit in here, the office of the living dead. Or admin and accounts if you want to be more specific......
